Send me a ფ if your muse secretly (or not so secretly) wants to get in bed with mine

secondbestx:

          “i didn’t shower, just for you. can’t a mutt visit a leech?”

                _{’ How considerate—- I must be one lucky girl. ’}

                         _{{ Honey dew eyes roll with annoyance }}

       _{’ Visit a leech? Considering I’m your least favorite, yes I find it odd. ’}

          _{’ I could smell you coming from a mile away, mutt.
   What do you want? Bella isn’t here. ’}

[ raises hand ] i want one blondie. so i can throw a bowl at - i mean respect and love you. <.<

_{BI Yo… Mutt…. I’d watch you tongue…}

_{So~ who would like a starter?}

_{kjhgfdsdrtyh! One away from 100~ wow….. Just wow… Thank you!! C: I’ll do something special I promise.}

• _{Name: Marcus Cullen}
  
• _{Gender: Male}
• _{Personality: The youngest of the three children. Marcus has his mother’s attitude through and through.}
  
• _{Special Talents: Unlike his brother, Marcus isn’t all that developed in strength, but he makes up for it in speed and agility. Making him a lethal weapon on the local soccer team.}
  
• _{Who they like better: Rosalie, great minds think alike after all.}
  
• _{Who they take after more: Rosalie. Double wammy}
  
• _{Personal Head canon: Marcus has always felt like the odd man out. While his brother and sister bonded, he was forgotten. It pushed him to be a little bitter.}
  
• _{Faceclaim: Colton Haynes}
  

• _{Name: Ashley Cullen}
• _{Gender: Female}
• _{Personality: Soft natured, graceful, the shadow of her mother, without the bitter attitude and steel fortress sized walls.}
• _{Special Talents: She considers herself an expert shopaholic, much to her father’s chagrin. However, she enjoys painting scenery and can be considered rather good.}
• _{Who they like better: Emmett, though she tends not to play favorites, however, the fact that her dad spoils her sort of unevens the playing field.}
• _{Who they take after more: Rosalie of course.}
• _{Personal Head canon: Ashley grew up believing in fairytales, same as her mother, and while she knows that real life won’t bring her a knight in shining armor or a glass slipper that brings her true love. She still recklessly hopes.}
• _{Faceclaim: Annasophia Robb}

• _{Name: ‘Eli’ Elijah Cullen}
• _{Gender: Male}
• _{Personality: The eldest to the Cullen couple and Eli has definitely proven his superiority. However, unlike the usual over protective brother, Elijah is a little more relaxed when it comes to his sister. Mainly cause he knows he taught everything she needs to know.}
• _{Special Talents: Taking after his father in brute strength, Eli took up football and excelled at it exceptionally. Yet, he prefers fighting, fist fighting, wrestling, doesn’t matter as long as he gets to beat on some people.}
• _{Who they like better: Secretly Eli is the biggest mama’s boy to ever exist, however he shows more ‘affection’ to his father in public.}
• _{Who they take after more: Emmett, though some say its an even mix of both.}
• _{Personal Head canon: Eli and Ashley are an inseparable pair. So close in age and opposite genders was a plus I guess. But, they’re always going out with their groups together. Eli considers her his best friend…. At least for a sister.}
• _{Faceclaim: Alan Ritchson}

If they had a kid meme

thegardenof-eden:

send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.

• Name:
• Gender:
• General Appearance:
• Personality:
• Special Talents:
• Who they like better:
• Who they take after more:
• Personal Head canon:

            _{’ Maybe you should start explaining yourself now. ’}